17. California. Surfer. Skater. Tracklete. Professional Breather. Fun game, search my tagged me and reblog your favorite selfie
imagine if u could hear ur hair growing
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
you come into my home. you tell me that my puns are “bad”
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass