daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out
daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

(Source: iguanamouth)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

notmusa:

ok but just this once notmusa:

ok but just this once

notmusa:

ok but just this once

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds)

slowly-sinking-15:

This always happens to me.

slowly-sinking-15:

This always happens to me.

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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lola-pastel:

I think I laughed more than I should of at this

(Source: iraffiruse)

(Source: 0xytocinn)

endourse:

do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you

(Source: 97chainz)

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

blackbruise:

when you click a  button you didnt mean to click so you just kinda hold the click and drag your cursor around hoping it doesnt click

(Source: queenacrossthewaters)