hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

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basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

(Source: basedgosh)

bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

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rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

(Source: pxeticarts)

jaclcfrost:

you come into my home. you tell me that my puns are “bad”

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swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

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lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

Who’s flat now.

(Source: patickstump)

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

takemeback-:

astral-nexus:

"A book for jotting your ideas down while on LSD"

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"A book for jotting your ideas down while on LSD"

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astral-nexus:

"A book for jotting your ideas down while on LSD"

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astral-nexus:

"A book for jotting your ideas down while on LSD"

 takemeback-:

astral-nexus:

"A book for jotting your ideas down while on LSD"

 takemeback-:

astral-nexus:

"A book for jotting your ideas down while on LSD"

 takemeback-:

astral-nexus:

"A book for jotting your ideas down while on LSD"

 takemeback-:

astral-nexus:

"A book for jotting your ideas down while on LSD"

 takemeback-:

astral-nexus:

"A book for jotting your ideas down while on LSD"

takemeback-:

astral-nexus:

"A book for jotting your ideas down while on LSD"

(Source: artistic-ape)

"Let me refresh your memory alright? I was the one who took your bullshit. I was the one who actually cared about you. I was the one who stuck around even when everyone told me to leave. I was the one who loved you even when you gave me every reason not to. Lastly, I was the one who was there for you when no one else was. I hope you can sleep on that."